Five Things that Would Draw Me to Living in the Bay Area

  • A chance to catch the Mythbusters at work.
  • Easy access to Kronos Quartet concerts.
  • Kinokuniya and Book Off. Have yet to see how Amoeba Records compares with Waterloo, though.
  • Teh gay
  • Work

Five Things that Make Me Sick of Austin

  • Longhorn Football
  • Rednecks
  • 70 days of triple-digit heat
  • Allergy seasons
  • Texas self-aggrandizement