An ATM in my office ate my card this morning. Literally.

It had its usually welcoming greeting, "Insert card". When I did, I got an angry red screen that told me the machine was out of service. I hit cancel, thinking the ATM would spit my card back out. But it didn’t.

I went to the receptionist, but she couldn’t really help me all that much. I called my bank to cancel the card. I still need to get cash.

Wow. Today is really going to suck.