{"id":70,"date":"2008-09-16T13:58:41","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T13:58:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/vexvox\/2008\/09\/16\/oh_how_the_mind_wanders\/"},"modified":"2008-09-16T13:58:41","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T13:58:41","slug":"oh_how_the_mind_wanders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/2008\/09\/16\/oh_how_the_mind_wanders\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, how the mind wanders …"},"content":{"rendered":"

I swear to deity, the following dialogue was running in my head while I was doing some menial task at work:<\/p>\n

… I am pie eating, part number making …<\/p>\n

… You know, when I'm not bothered to do any development, I'm pretty much just the department clerk …<\/p>\n

… Clerk. I kind of like how the English say it. "Clark" …<\/p>\n

… Just like that scene in Howards End<\/em> …<\/p>\n

… Tell your young clark<\/em> the Porfirian will smash …<\/p>\n

… Helen, do you hear? The Porfirian will smash! …<\/p>\n

… What the hell does "smash" mean in that sense? …<\/p>\n

… The Porfirian? A fine firm. Solid as houses …<\/p>\n

… I kind of want to watch Howards End<\/em> again …<\/p>\n

… Maybe I'll throw in Maurice<\/em> while I'm at it …<\/p>\n

… I should post to Twitter saying how I can't explain why I'm in the mood to watch the Ivory Merchant E.M. Forester films …<\/p>\n

… Actually, I'm not that<\/em> much in the mood. I just had a weird train of thought …<\/p>\n

… I'll write a blog entry about it instead …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I swear to deity, the following dialogue was running in my head while I was doing some menial task at work: … I am pie eating, part number making … … You know, when I'm not bothered to do any development, I'm pretty much just the department clerk … … Clerk. I kind of like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkgj-18","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}