{"id":26,"date":"2007-05-24T07:55:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T07:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/vexvox\/2007\/05\/24\/some_hateful_lists\/"},"modified":"2007-05-24T07:55:43","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T07:55:43","slug":"some_hateful_lists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/2007\/05\/24\/some_hateful_lists\/","title":{"rendered":"Some hateful lists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things about the old apartment I will not miss:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The temperamental toilet. It flushes weakly and fills up slowly. Also, the seat rim has a bad habit of slamming down unprovoked.<\/li>\n<li>The a\/c vent in the bedroom. When I&#039;m working on audio, the white noise it generates interferes with my listening.<\/li>\n<li>The space-hogging fireplace which I never used in the seven cumulative years I lived in that unit.<\/li>\n<li>The back door, which tends to get hard to closer when the weather is extremely hot or extremely cold. Austin weather is rarely ever temperate.<\/li>\n<li>Carrying groceries up six flights of steps. My eating habits have deteriorated to whatever I can drag up in the fewest amount of trips.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Things about packing I hate:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I cannot pack everything up days ahead. I would have liked to pack my plates, silverware and bathroom items days ago, but then what would I use till the actual move date?<\/li>\n<li>When everything is put into boxes, it&#039;s difficult to move around the apartment.<\/li>\n<li>It takes so fucking long!<\/li>\n<li>I refuse to ask friends to help me move because I don&#039;t want to be asked to help with a move, so I end up cursing multiple trips up and down six flights of stairs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Things about the new apartment I won&#039;t look forward to:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>As I was bringing things over last night, I could hear my upstairs neighbor pounding away on a stairmaster or some such thing. That&#039;s really going to fuck with recording vocals.<\/li>\n<li>I spotted roaches.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>This is why I don&#039;t move very often.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things about the old apartment I will not miss: The temperamental toilet. It flushes weakly and fills up slowly. Also, the seat rim has a bad habit of slamming down unprovoked. The a\/c vent in the bedroom. When I&#039;m working on audio, the white noise it generates interferes with my listening. The space-hogging fireplace which [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkgj-q","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/vexvox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}