{"id":73,"date":"2004-09-14T09:25:52","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T09:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2004\/09\/14\/im_too_sexy_for_my_news\/"},"modified":"2004-09-14T09:25:52","modified_gmt":"2004-09-14T09:25:52","slug":"im_too_sexy_for_my_news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2004\/09\/14\/im_too_sexy_for_my_news\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m too sexy for my news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Playgirl has announced <a href=\"http:\/\/biz.yahoo.com\/prnews\/040913\/nym009_1.html\">Keith Olbermann<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3080446\/\">MSNBC<\/a> as the no. 1 sexiest newscaster, and judging by the <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=%22Keith+Olbermann%22&amp;btnG=Search\">pictures<\/a>, I&#8217;d say I agree. (Glasses. Yum.)<\/p>\n<p>But <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;q=%22sean+hannity%22&amp;btnG=Search\">Sean Hannity<\/a>? Not so much. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/CNN\/Programs\/anderson.cooper.360\/index.html\">Anderson Cooper<\/a>, though &#8212; the boy pings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Playgirl has announced Keith Olbermann of MSNBC as the no. 1 sexiest newscaster, and judging by the pictures, I&#8217;d say I agree. (Glasses. Yum.) But Sean Hannity? Not so much. Anderson Cooper, though &#8212; the boy pings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-1b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}