{"id":66,"date":"2004-07-30T00:19:26","date_gmt":"2004-07-30T00:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2004\/07\/30\/the_onion_will\/"},"modified":"2004-07-30T00:19:26","modified_gmt":"2004-07-30T00:19:26","slug":"the_onion_will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2004\/07\/30\/the_onion_will\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion will make it all happen for you."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a sign of blogrot when someone links to The Onion? Because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/news\/index.php?issue=4030&amp;n=3\">this story<\/a> isn&#8217;t all that funny.<\/p>\n<p>(Actually, it is. It&#8217;s very funny. But it&#8217;s also very close to non-fiction. Really.)<\/p>\n<p>And if you didn&#8217;t get the title of this post, read <a href=\"http:\/\/poignantguide.net\/ruby\/chapter-2.html\">Chapter Two<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/poignantguide.net\/ruby\/\">Why&#8217;s Poignant Guide to Ruby<\/a>. I think we need to start making poignant guides at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a sign of blogrot when someone links to The Onion?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-14","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}