{"id":60,"date":"2004-06-23T23:16:48","date_gmt":"2004-06-23T23:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2004\/06\/23\/the_door_what_r\/"},"modified":"2004-06-23T23:16:48","modified_gmt":"2004-06-23T23:16:48","slug":"the_door_what_r","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2004\/06\/23\/the_door_what_r\/","title":{"rendered":"The door what revolves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I stopped myself from posting about each bit of <i>Law &amp; Order<\/i> news that&#8217;s been popping up in the last few weeks &#8212; &#8216;cos there&#8217;s a lot.<\/p>\n<p>First, Jerry Orbach leaves the flagship show to appear in the new spin-off, <i>Law &amp; Order: Trial by Jury<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Next, <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.zap2it.com\/tveditorial\/tve_main\/1,1002,271|88221|1|,00.html\">Dennis Farina<\/a> was announced to be Orbach&#8217;s replacement.<\/p>\n<p>Right now, Jesse L. Martin (swoon!) is in talks for a <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.zap2it.com\/tveditorial\/tve_main\/1,1002,271|88883|1|,00.html\">multi-year extension<\/a>, which should net him a fine wad of cash.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, <a href=\"http:\/\/tv.zap2it.com\/tveditorial\/tve_main\/1,1002,271|88933|1|,00.html\">Elisabeth R&ouml;hm<\/a> is leaving the show half-way through next season. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ozawa.org\/jen\/\">Jen<\/a> has come up with the best names for R&ouml;hm &#8212; LawBarbie and my personal favorite, FemmeBot.<\/p>\n<p>I think the next piece of eye candy to pair with Sam Waterston should be a guy. Garrett Wang could probably use some employment right about now.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Was it my imagination, or was Waterston is pretty damn hot in that old movie, <i>Man in the Moon<\/i>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the next piece of eye candy to pair with Jack McCoy should be a guy. Garrett Wang could probably use some employment right about now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-proto-tvwhore-org"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-Y","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}