I can be such an asshole.<\/p>\n
Some idiot in Asia decided to link to an image off of Musicwhore.org for his stupid BBS avatar. I have an .htaccess file in my images directory to block such links, but this dolt couldn’t take a hint. As a result, I got hundreds — a little more than a thousand, in fact — errors because of all those broken requests.<\/p>\n
So I spent a good part of the day messing with the RewriteRule directive in Apache so it would return an entirely different image than the one this fucker expected. It took forever — damn can Apache be a pain in the ass sometimes — but I finally managed to return of picture of David James Elliott<\/a> barechested.<\/p>\n (I had already tried one with a shirtless Dean Cain<\/a> and another of Alton Brown<\/a>. But my heart was set on a barechested DJE.)<\/p>\n At first, I redirected directly to another server, but I figured that was rude of me as well. So I rewrote the directive to point back to a dummy directory on Musicwhore.org. By the time I was ready to launch the new .htaccess file, the idiot changed his avatar to something other than an image on Musicwhore.org.<\/p>\n I win.<\/p>\n The moral of the story: don’t link to my fucking images, motherfucker.<\/p>\n (That asshat was lucky I didn’t point to pr0n.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I spent a good part of the day messing with the RewriteRule directive in Apache so it would return a picture of David James Elliott barechested.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technophilia-professional"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-R","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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