{"id":47,"date":"2004-03-12T09:31:16","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T09:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2004\/03\/12\/what_up_nigga\/"},"modified":"2004-03-12T09:31:16","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T09:31:16","slug":"what_up_nigga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2004\/03\/12\/what_up_nigga\/","title":{"rendered":"What up, nigga?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll give 50 Cent this much &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vh1.com\/news\/articles\/1485657\/20040310\/50_cent.jhtml?headlines=true\">at least he&#8217;s honest<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I could probably be righteously indignant about his language and the fallacy of his, ahem, &#8220;logic&#8221;, but he&#8217;s right &#8212; he doesn&#8217;t have anything in common with gay men.<\/p>\n<p>Gay men like dick. Lesbians like pussy. 50 Cent likes pussy. End of story.<\/p>\n<p>On a totally unrelated note, I&#8217;m just glad <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vh1.com\/news\/articles\/1485647\/20040309\/50_cent.jhtml?headlines=true\">police survelience<\/a> of hip-hop artists isn&#8217;t being cast in terms of the war against terror.<\/p>\n<p>Lord knows we have to watch out for those <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news?hl=en&amp;ie=ISO-8859-1&amp;edition=us&amp;q=rod+paige+terrorists&amp;btnG=Search+News\">damn  teachers<\/a> &#8212; how awful if we were to add hip-hop artists to the list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gay men like dick. Lesbians like pussy. 50 Cent likes pussy. End of story.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-proto-musicwhore-org"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-L","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}