{"id":44,"date":"2004-03-05T09:24:21","date_gmt":"2004-03-05T09:24:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2004\/03\/05\/fuck_you_queer_eye\/"},"modified":"2004-03-05T09:24:21","modified_gmt":"2004-03-05T09:24:21","slug":"fuck_you_queer_eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2004\/03\/05\/fuck_you_queer_eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you, Queer Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rather than subject you to all the useless Flash &#8212; useless Flash, how redundant &#8212; let&#8217;s just <a href=\"http:\/\/fox.com\/playingitstraight\/show.htm\">cut to the chase<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>One woman. 14 bachelors. A million dollars. The trick? If the person she ends up with is straight, she splits the million. If he&#8217;s gay, he takes it all.<\/p>\n<p>Makes <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/tv_shows\/straightplanforthegayman\/index.jhtml?_requestid=31590\">Straight Plan for the Gay Man<\/a><\/i> look tolerant by comparrison.<\/p>\n<p>Shit &#8230; maybe I should audition for this show &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Found this link while reading a rather useless story about the next <i><a href=\"http:\/\/tv.zap2it.com\/tveditorial\/tve_main\/1,1002,271|86701|1|,00.html\">Law &amp; Order<\/a><\/i> incarnation.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One woman. 14 bachelors. A million dollars. The trick? If the person she ends up with is straight, she splits the million. If he&#8217;s gay, he takes it all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-proto-musicwhore-org"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}