{"id":188,"date":"2006-12-23T08:59:43","date_gmt":"2006-12-23T08:59:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.gregbueno.com\/wp\/sakufu\/2006\/12\/23\/i_am_going_to_d\/"},"modified":"2006-12-23T08:59:43","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T08:59:43","slug":"i_am_going_to_d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/2006\/12\/23\/i_am_going_to_d\/","title":{"rendered":"I am going to DIE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Given my <a href=\"\/meisakuki\/entry\/2958\/\">ambivalence toward human contact<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/16282622\/wid\/11915773?GT1=8816\">these findings by British researchers<\/a>, I am going to DIE.<\/p>\n<p>No, not really.<\/p>\n<p>I just won&#8217;t have a sharper sense of smell, a lower risk of heart disease, reduced depression, pain relief, fewer colds, better bladder control, better teeth and a happy prostate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not really. I just won&#8217;t have a sharper sense of smell, a lower risk of heart disease, reduced depression, pain relief, fewer colds, better bladder control, better teeth and happy prostate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkjq-32","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/sakufu\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}