Prismic

Capital of Texas

The ISP I’ve used to provide my shell access is changing ownership. Illuminati Online, once voted the best Internet service provider back in the days when dial-up was all there was, is being sold to Prism.net.

Prism is another local ISP, and the e-mail I received from the IO folks say the changes in service should be minimal. The io.com domain will remain, as will “a majority of services”.

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The reports of my death …

Vital Signs

… greatly exagerrated, blah, blah, blah.

Although the way my legs have felt these past three days, it sure felt like dying.

The move is done.

I couldn’t get the cable and Internet access connected till today. Am leaving work ultrasuperearly to let the Cable Guy in. Hence, no e-meeru from me in the past three days.

Musicwhore.org is now being powered by Smarty, and the Audiobin is moving to a donation model.

I’m in the market for a new file cabinet.

Ziplock storage bags are wonderful things.

My mixer blew up when I was trying to play some Shiina Ringo on the piano.

It took a while to get used to sleeping on the bed again.

But all these points will be expounded in detail once my home connnection is set up yet again.

Oh yeah.

Don’t steal bandwidth, motherfucker

I can be such an asshole.

Some idiot in Asia decided to link to an image off of Musicwhore.org for his stupid BBS avatar. I have an .htaccess file in my images directory to block such links, but this dolt couldn’t take a hint. As a result, I got hundreds — a little more than a thousand, in fact — errors because of all those broken requests.

So I spent a good part of the day messing with the RewriteRule directive in Apache so it would return an entirely different image than the one this fucker expected. It took forever — damn can Apache be a pain in the ass sometimes — but I finally managed to return of picture of David James Elliott barechested.

(I had already tried one with a shirtless Dean Cain and another of Alton Brown. But my heart was set on a barechested DJE.)

At first, I redirected directly to another server, but I figured that was rude of me as well. So I rewrote the directive to point back to a dummy directory on Musicwhore.org. By the time I was ready to launch the new .htaccess file, the idiot changed his avatar to something other than an image on Musicwhore.org.

I win.

The moral of the story: don’t link to my fucking images, motherfucker.

(That asshat was lucky I didn’t point to pr0n.)

Hey, George, who’s your financial advisor?

Proto-Musicwhore.org

One interview. Three different edits.

George Michael must have one hell of a financial advisor if he can offer up music for free. “I’ve been very well remunerated for my talents over the years so I really don’t need any more of the public’s money,” he says.

Pretty good especially since his career has made a lot of stumbles in the last decade. A lawsuit with the label putting out his next album, getting arrested for public indecency, raising the ire of Bush-Blair supporters — had he spent the money he earned in the 80s already, he’d be hurting good.

“Believe me, I’ll be of very little interest to the press in a certain number of years,” Michael continues. Honey, that’s the reality now.