OK. So, Nick Oliveri takes a shot at Josh Homme, but Josh proclaims his undying love.

Dude, forget gay — these guys sound like they need marriage counseling. I have no idea why I’m fascinated enough about this split — it’s not like they’re my favorite band.

In other news, this tidbit from the Village Voice Pazz & Jop Poll seemed somewhat topical for this post:

Best Marriage-on-the-Rocks: OutKast. Big Boi is all, “Don’t listen to all those rumors! Me and my man are gonna last forever!” And we’re all, “Damn, girl! He’s cheatin’ on you!”

TIM GRIERSON

Los Angeles, California