{"id":7,"date":"2003-09-24T23:16:22","date_gmt":"2003-09-25T07:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gregbueno.com\/wp\/meisakuki\/2003\/09\/24\/sexy_detective_burnedout_lawyer_romance_gold\/"},"modified":"2003-09-24T23:16:22","modified_gmt":"2003-09-25T07:16:22","slug":"sexy_detective_burnedout_lawyer_romance_gold","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/2003\/09\/24\/sexy_detective_burnedout_lawyer_romance_gold\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy detective + burned-out lawyer = romance gold!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Only a handful of people have read my unpublished novel, <i>The Courtship of Gary Huang<\/i>, in its entirety, so before I prattle on about a character named Crash, I probably ought to fill the rest of you all in on his history.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" width=\"50%\">\nCrash shows up half way through <i>Courtship<\/i> as a kind of the scene-stealing sidekick chracter. But unlike, say, Jack on <i>Will &amp; Grace<\/i>, Crash is the anti-thesis of gay stereotypes &#8212; he dresses in secondhand clothes, his hair is a mess, he&#8217;s butch and he plays in a punk band. He doesn&#8217;t date much.<br \/>\nCrash, however, has a past &#8212; long ago, he was a prodigious prosecutor with the New York City District Attorney&#8217;s Office. He graduated from John Jay near the top of his class, and he was a natural in the courtroom. It wasn&#8217;t long before the young Crash &#8212; I&#8217;m thinking he&#8217;s about 24, 25 &#8212; was handling homicide cases. One case, however, spiraled into something bigger.<br \/>\nWhile preparing a murder-for-hire case, Crash eventually discovers the complicity of a city council member and a criminal scheme which led to the murder. It was a career-defining moment for Crash, and his place on the political fast-track was ensured.<br \/>\nThen he quit.<br \/>\nHe lost contact with his colleagues in the DA&#8217;s office, and nobody knew what happened to him. (He went back to school to get a second degree in music, but dropped out. He started &#8220;playing&#8221; guitar and formed a few bands. He met Gary Huang too.)<br \/>\nOne night, Crash meets Adam Fulton, a dealer selling Ecstacy. Adam sees Crash at one of his shows and wants to meet him. Crash figures Adam is good for a lay but probably not much else. They&#8217;re both surprised when they decide they want to start seeing each other.<br \/>\nAdam, however, gets busted a few times, and Crash gets him out of his scrapes. They argue about his dealing, and Adam loses interest in Crash. They break up.<br \/>\nA few months after the break-up, Adam is found murdered.<br \/>\nDetective Mark Cleary catches the case. Cleary is an out-of-the-closet cop, and he&#8217;s works hard to maintain the respect of his colleagues. He looks an awful lot like David James Elliott, by the way.<br \/>\nHere&#8217;s where the first Crash book begins.<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" width=\"50%\">\nThe Crash novels are meant to be straight-forward mysteries, the kind of books I <i>really<\/i> want to write. (However cool I may think my &#8220;supernatural crime fiction&#8221; universe is, I&#8217;d still love to tackle a mainstream genre.) But the sub-plot I&#8217;m constantly being distracted by is the romance between Crash and Cleary.<br \/>\nCrash plays hard-to-get. He&#8217;s as much attracted to Cleary as Cleary is to him, but Crash isn&#8217;t accustomed to being desired.<br \/>\nHowever much I ought to be plotting out some crimes, I keep mulling over the &#8220;in-between&#8221; scenes &#8212; developments between the two characters that happen outside of any crime plot.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve already imagined this one incident after Adam&#8217;s murder is solved. Cleary goes to see Crash perform. Crash, however, has to lug all his equipment on the subway. Cleary, however, drives up in his SUV and gives Crash a lift.<br \/>\nAfter he&#8217;s helped Crash bring his equipment up to his apartment, Crash makes an off-hand remark about not having cash to pay him for his services. Cleary says Crash can pay him with a kiss. Crash is about to peck Cleary on the cheek, when Cleary stops him and specifies a <i>real<\/i> kiss, full on the lips.<br \/>\nCrash agrees. They kiss (their first), and it gets pretty hot.<br \/>\nThey stop before it leads to anything else, and Cleary leaves. &#8220;You know,&#8221; Cleary says before stepping out of the door, &#8220;that was way better than I ever imagined.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" width=\"50%\">\nThe other scene I&#8217;ve imagined is when they first sleep together. I&#8217;m ripping off <i>Bedrooms and Hallways<\/i>.<br \/>\nCleary shows up to Crash&#8217;s door one night. Crash thinks its business, some case Cleary is working on that he needs to get off his chest.<br \/>\n&#8220;What&#8217;s on your mind detective?&#8221; Crash asks.<br \/>\n&#8220;You are,&#8221; Cleary answers.<br \/>\nAnd they have at it.<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" width=\"50%\">\nWhat&#8217;s distracting are these two characters. Just what does a hot, sexy detective see in a burned-out, underachieving ex-lawyer? What qualities do each of these chracters have that make them work so well together? And what issues do each have to make the relationship a challenge?<br \/>\nYou see why I can&#8217;t concentrate on plotting out the crimes?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only a handful of people have read my unpublished novel, <i>The Courtship of Gary Huang<\/i>, in its entirety, so before I prattle on about a character named Crash, I probably ought to fill the rest of you all in on his history.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Bkir-7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gregbueno.com\/meisakuki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}